Friday, September 18, 2009

Passion Pimples continued!!

Yowzzzer people!!!

This a continued take on the 'Passion pimple post'... You've probably realized this post for what it is - heights of joblessness personified....!!

There was a time people, long long time ago, when A had not a spot on her face. She was lavished with the most perfect shade of beautiful bronze skin (you could liken the shade to J'Lo's, if you please). As the times rolled on, one over the other, as the conditions of the world worsened (as is doomed to happen in the Kaliyug), what with accession in the :

- levels of Global Warming
- size of the ozone layer hole (for a time anyways)
- pollution levels (2 stupendifying proportions I must say)
- melting of ice caps
- water levels etc.

And the enormous rise in UV ray infiltration, her perfect bronze tint began to fade. Alas, the blot on the perfect face appeared in the form of the most unsightly pimple, the first of its kind to arise in the history of her face. From then on it was a never ending spree, with pimples fighting for their rights to grow on this span of unblemished skin (read: A's face). The scars left behind after the death of each of these horrendous outgrowths was even more scarier to behold. The beautiful bronze dulled and dimmed to a lifeless shade of brown-black. Melanin production quadrupled under the effect of the sun and the associated UV.

However her friends told her, "Hey girl!! So many pimples huh? So many admirers??"
And THAT'S when the Passion pimple theory kicked into place. For further details on the theory, scroll down to the 'passion pimple' post..

But during this entire period of pimple outburst (for over a year), not one of the pining secret admirers came to light. However, towards the end of this pimple era, when the pimples died down to form random scars, her first proposal happened. The guy was great and total TDH material.
So are pimples actually 'passion pimples'?? So how come the proposal happened after the 'zit' era?

Food for thought?!Hmmmm!

PS: I presume you can take a wild guess who A is..... And there's no way in hell I am revealing the existence, identity or whereabouts of the guy behind the proposal....

Tadaa folks!!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

only one thing to tell u.."GET A LIFEEEEEEE"

sportivesprite said...

lol i totally second that comment :P...but i wudnt mind if u shed light on d tdh guy..mayb he s 6'2 u nevr knw :D

Mind-pen said...

hi hopes kuti....dream on!!!!